I got super laid this morning, in my dreams that is. My boss hired an intern that looks like a 20 year old Angelina Jolie, and I swear that if I don't relax myself soon that I might explode.
I'm not kidding, this girl is beautiful and worst of all friendly. I don't know what my boss was thinking. It's just me and him in this little office, and he usually hires some guy every summer. Hiring this girl is a bad move, unless he thinks he's gonna get some. But again, this is bad news for me, I"m going to have to look at this girl for the next few months, and I don't think I"m going to make it. Wait till Nicky sees this girl, she is going to shit, she already thinks my boss is a jerk now she's going to think he's even worse.
I don't know, mabye Nicky will see this girl and it will work to my benefit. She'll get jealous, probably not. She'll probably just not care. All I can say is that "Angolina" is both good and bad for me. Good because I get something nice to look at besides my boss (who by the way I confirmed he doesn't know this blog is mine), and very bad because she's going to drive me crazy. Why didn't he just hire some dude? Idiot.
I'm not kidding, this girl is beautiful and worst of all friendly. I don't know what my boss was thinking. It's just me and him in this little office, and he usually hires some guy every summer. Hiring this girl is a bad move, unless he thinks he's gonna get some. But again, this is bad news for me, I"m going to have to look at this girl for the next few months, and I don't think I"m going to make it. Wait till Nicky sees this girl, she is going to shit, she already thinks my boss is a jerk now she's going to think he's even worse.
I don't know, mabye Nicky will see this girl and it will work to my benefit. She'll get jealous, probably not. She'll probably just not care. All I can say is that "Angolina" is both good and bad for me. Good because I get something nice to look at besides my boss (who by the way I confirmed he doesn't know this blog is mine), and very bad because she's going to drive me crazy. Why didn't he just hire some dude? Idiot.
posted by burbman at
12:52 PM
10 Comments:
Hey man, eye candy is very good for everyone all around. Maybe wifey will see her and might get a thrill too, who knows?
-CheatingChef
maybe he hired the best person for the job, and she just happens to be pretty. Isn't that possible? Why should a pretty girl be punished just because you can't keep yourself together?
just jerk off in the bathroom, whenever you need to, and leave it at that.
Oh can I ever relate.
It's just that time of year. The sun comes out and the clothes come off. My workplace is filled with smokin' ladies in summer garb, and it was a hot, sunny day today. I left early and tried to ignore the cutie in he parking lot.
I went to pick up some glasses and the guy at the counter asks me "Are they with you?" I turn to see two girls in painted-on jeans and little tops. I looked at the guy and simply said "Do I wish!"
Then I stopped at the library. How dangerous could that be? Plenty! Young moms ... sundresses ... sleeveless tops and beautiful, tan bare shoulders ...
So I headed home where I am once again reminded that I have this buxom young hottie for a neighbor who's always outside washing her car or chatting on her cell phone.
If I see a sexy young thing around my husband's job, it motivates me to make sure his interest is still in me, and only me..I might visit him all dressed up and take him to lunch..or I might come in my painted on jeans and short tee to his jobsite and let the hired help drool over me...(he's in construction) seeing other men drool over me lets him know that, although some cutie is on his jobsite, I am still a knockout with him and other men...not to mention it helps my ego ;)
First comes the crush phase, then, if you can hold off long enough, you will see the not-so-perfect humanity in her (or any future primal-screams).
Keep in mind wifey stays in control as long as she's being asked for something over which she has a monopoly. Dropping the needy side of things and simply using your sexual energy for creative ends instead. Writing like this blog, drawing beautiful nudes (perhaps the intern would like some extra cash to help someone learn the human form?) , music, or anything else that will up your own 'sexiness' in the eyes of your wife as well as people in general; is a good thing.
Someone wise once said "women want what they can't have."
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