Ladies, do you want to know why we love Internet porn so much? Here's the answer: It's because the women in there look like they are having fun and that makes us feel good. All we want is to make you happy. We cannot stand it when you are upset. We equate happieness and fun with a good time, and we will do anything, anything at all to get you to just lighten up and have some good old fun without having to analyze everythign.

Ok, well I'm speaking for myself and most likely other surburban men out there. We just want you to be happy, because we hate being nagged. I know some guys, like me, who will do anything at all, dedicate their lives to, working extra hard just to not be nagged and questioned by their wives. We have changed for you and you don't even recognize us for it.

So what am I trying to say? See those two girls? That is our fantasy. Happy women who love us and are willing to be a bit fun and wild to show us how much we mean to them. For the love of god, just show us you want us every once in a while and drop the nagging and unhappiness.