Poop and strap ons for men
We got one of those men's prostate butt things and I haven't tried it yet. I've read that it's supposed to massage a man's prostrate and provide mega orgasms but I've always had good orgasms anyway, how could they be better really? Anyone tried one of these? I'll report back.
I'm thinking I may just try it on my own first. I'm a bit concerned about N's wanting to put fingers in my ass. She has done it once or twice and it was after I showered, and I'm worried about it because let's face it a man's ass is not the same as a clean woman's ass. Mine isn't at least. N also has nails and well, you do the picture in your head I don't think I want her to get grossed out having to clean the poop outta her nails.
When I go in her ass she's always really clean and I trim my nails first. I've never had any poop stuck on my fingers or on any dildos. I don't think that would be the case with me. Plus, I have to admit that I'm worried I would like it too much.
I've often thought about N getting a strap on and fucking me like I fuck her and I think it would be fun for me and her but I worry that the power would shift and she's think less of me. Right now I have the major power in the bedroom and she likes it that way. I"m not sure she'd respect me in the morning after conrholing me the night before?
Any ladies out there want to jump in on this? You ever strapped on and fucked your man in the cornhole? Was there too much poop involved? Did you like it? Did he like it?
I'm thinking I may just try it on my own first. I'm a bit concerned about N's wanting to put fingers in my ass. She has done it once or twice and it was after I showered, and I'm worried about it because let's face it a man's ass is not the same as a clean woman's ass. Mine isn't at least. N also has nails and well, you do the picture in your head I don't think I want her to get grossed out having to clean the poop outta her nails.
When I go in her ass she's always really clean and I trim my nails first. I've never had any poop stuck on my fingers or on any dildos. I don't think that would be the case with me. Plus, I have to admit that I'm worried I would like it too much.
I've often thought about N getting a strap on and fucking me like I fuck her and I think it would be fun for me and her but I worry that the power would shift and she's think less of me. Right now I have the major power in the bedroom and she likes it that way. I"m not sure she'd respect me in the morning after conrholing me the night before?
Any ladies out there want to jump in on this? You ever strapped on and fucked your man in the cornhole? Was there too much poop involved? Did you like it? Did he like it?
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Hey 1st off ur blog is so entertaining & I simply love it.
Secondly - I been trying to convince my husband to let me do him in the ass...
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well dude, only a man who is comfortable in exploring all sexual aspects with his wife would even ask the question...i asked the question a few years back and haven't looked back since...def adds some spice to the bedroom.
you may want to look at cleaning yourself out first if the thought of uncleanliness is bothing you. A standard enema a few hours before play should do the trick. You certainly don't want to be distracted during the act by what is going on back there beyond the obvious...believe me, if you are man enough to entertain the thought, you should be man enough to follow-through.
Let us know how it goes...
Make sure you know what the hell you are doing man, its easy to injure yourself down there...
Hi there,
Hope you enjoy your anal sex as long as you're both comfortable with the idea. Only tried it once with a girl but i was too big for her and not enough lubrication.
Hey there,
Congratulations on being open to new sexual experiences. You are correct, stimulation of the protest does provide a very intense orgasism. I work in the sex toy industry educating people about products and answering questions about sex. Almost everyone who tries is correctly enjoys it, giving and receiving. Anal sex questions are very common and there is ton of mis-information. Most people see it as dirty and, like you, worry about getting poop on them. The anus is actually very clean, as long as you are in generally good digestive health. The anus is just a holding tank of sorts, it is closed off on both ends. To ensure there is nothing up there take a trip to the bathroom about 2 to 3 hours before your adventure.
Never insert anything into your anus that does not have a flared base, your anus will continue to suck things in if it doesn't. Always use lots of lube your anus is not self lubricating, I suggest a silicone based lubricant. One thing that isnt required but is very helpful is to shave or trim the area around your anus, this allows your wife to see the anus which is very important.
In order to have anal sex you have to be comfortable with the idea. If you aren't your anus will not let anything in. Have a glass of wine (or two) first.
To begin with have your partner rub your anus with a finger or vibrating toy. It will begin to turn a darker pink color and will wink when it is ready to accept a finger or toy. Make sure you are using lube and go slow insert a little at a time, it may help to oral during this.
As for the finger nails I understand your concern however you don't have to worry about it, if you go before you do anything. If it makes you more comfortable I would suggest you buy a pack of finger cot, mini condoms made for fingers. your main concern should not be about having her get poop under her nails but instead should be about her nails ripping your anal tissue. to solve both problems have her use a finger cot, a condom made for fingers.
Best of luck! Contact me with any questions or concerns.
hey.... let me give you some tips... I am a gay man... but hey... who to better guide you! And no, I am not a bottom, but I am a top... some things you may want to know about male anal sex... 1) stimulation of the internal sphincter muscle does give you the urge to push one out... kinda gross - prevent this with some lube and foreplay... 2)does it make you less of a man? no - actually, the prostate is a male sex organ. Do it for your health.. research has shown that stimulation of the prostate reduces the risk of prostate cancer! 3) Check out a local adult toy store in your area. They have some numbing agents that can help to make anal sex more pleasurable for both you and your significant other. Be cautious as some of it is herbal and can cause allergic reactions with some. 4) Power is what you perceive it to be. 5) don't worry about enjoying it too much. Liking anal sex and sexual orientation are very different things. MANY hetero men like anal stimulation, but prefer it to come from the source of their lady friend. Gays prefer that the stimulation come from another man. This is a pretty clear distinction.
Have fun! I hope some of these tips help.
Lastly... for cleaner anal sex, try using an enimma (spelling) prior to showering to clean yourself more. FYI... please don't discharge in the shower... wait until you have discharged... then shower
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Personally, I've never done a guy with a strap-on and I don't think I ever would, just out of preference.
I guess just make sure that you're both comfortable with it and that she can get a kick out of it, too. Then I'm sure it'll be fun sex play, and don't worry about losing respect/control. Sounds unlikely.
could always try a shower bidet to clean yourself out. and yeah, most women are into this, it's the guys that are too hung up on the masculinity thing and don't realize how fun the prostate is.
This is something I used to think I'd never do, but as time goes by, I'm considering more and more. I won't give advise on how to do it, think others have posted some pretty good stuff.
As for the power issue, well, the way I see it, YOU decide to let her do it, so the power still lays with you, no? I'm not one to talk though, my guy is pretty submissive... But maybe it'll reassure you to know, I used to think I would look down on someone submissive, that I needed a strong manly man. Thing is, he IS a very manly man and strong and smart and independant... And he's mine. That's even sexier ;)
Good luck!
I'm pretty open to new ideas, but one thing I am firm on. My butt is strictly "Exit Only".
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its a turn on for men and women. any misgivings are normal it would be a first for you i guess so jst take ti easy
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I don't think there is a difference between men and women, in terms of 'cleaness' in the rectum.
If anything, she would repect, and relate to you more, in that you have both shared the same experience (ie. penetration). It doesn't make you any less of a man in her eyes.
She loves you and will do anything for you. The best person to talk to about this is definately her. She is a lucky girl, if you decide on following through because my boy is very uncomfortable with the idea of penetration.
Good luck!
Believe I'm a woman and a biologist and a woman's asshole is just as dirty as a mans. Woman just don't let anything anal happen if it's not clean at the time. You've just got to get used to knowing when your clean and when your not.
A warm enema care of your shower massager set to "jet stream" is a good way to warm up and dispel any unpleasant poo issues! Also, use silicone toys for strap-ons because they aren't porous and they are easier to clean. Here's what I use on my corn-holee:
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Hey I <3 your blog so much (first time here)...I just wanted to give my input...If i was wearing a strap on and put it inside of my boyfriends butt than it would make me feel as if he was less manly...it kind of reminds me of gay sex a little. But as long as your wife or girlfriend is fine than why not try something new.
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My hubby and I enjoy taking turns penetrating each other's backdoors, me using a strap on. I love and respect him as much as ever, and I still get a thrill out of being his more submissive partner.(not in a bdsm way!) And I also read your post about milestone anal sex, and I had my first anal orgasm in the missionary position too, so not sure if it's that, I'm sure you tried that before, just adding my two cents. Thanks for the blog.
If anything I have more respect for a man who is willing to try things he expects me to do. If you want to put something in my ass, then you better be willing to let me put something in yours, ya know? ;)
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I say if you and your wife are intrigued, give it a try. Just be gentle, take care of each other and do it at a pace that's comfortable for both of you.
She's a lucky gal to have a husband willing to try new things.
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Oh my gosh, you have to do it. As long as your wife is into the idea, go for it.
The whole "power" thing is ridiculous to worry about. Women love to be taken control of usually, but this strap on will unleash her dominance! Personally, I would never think less of any man I fucked with a strap on. I would actually be impressed by his sexuality.
Men certainly aren't the only ones to fantasize about a threesome, us women do too. And even better, your wife has a husband who is open to anal play. Mine won't let me touch his asshole and personally, I think my hubby's asshole is no place my fingers truly want to go. It's more of a curious fascination I have with it. Anyway, perhaps you and your wife should have another guy in the mix- I would love another man to fuck me and then fuck my husband up the ass. So hot. And trust me, the real things is so much better than a plastic dildo.
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yes poop will come out i was playing with my wife and she inserted these vibrating balls in my ass and when i pulled it out there was poop all over it
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don't EVER thing it will make her think any less of you. if anything, it will make her think MORE of you: a real man is open to new sexual experiences and doesn't define certain acts as male or female.
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Hey 1st off ur blog is so entertaining & I simply love it.
Secondly - I been trying to convince my husband to let me do him in the ass...
and he WONT budge.
Trust me its a definite turn on FOR US woman !!
DO IT !!
I dont think ur poop will come out.
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Oh if only.....! I wish my husband would let me do this to him, it would be my chance to pay hin back for all that hard porno fucking he does to me. I mean its great occassionally but not every damn time.
i recently have been inserting a dildo and butt plug on my own as my wife has zero interest in anal play at all. Ive found that the orgasm after anal play is about the same however there is a significantly more ejaculate and it has much more velocity which is fairly entertaining. I use KY as opposed to vaseline as it seems to work much better. overall a fun experience
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OMG!! I have been hounding D. to let me do him in the ass (i'm obsessed.) I send him articles and everything i can find. and i guess your blog is on it's way to his inbox.
Just wanted to comment that I had an old GF who was so into wanting to play with my ass. I always made sure to shower properly - but after some finger play, we moved up to an Aneros, which I highly recommend, and then to a small dildo. It felt great and I definitely recommend it! As for the power thing, she loved the change up of having power, but more so, she loved how turned on I would get, and in turn how aggressive I would get, and then flip it around on her and take her and use her as I wanted - worked out great!
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Yes, I think there would be a shift of power once your woman fucks you in the ass.
However, I'm a big fan of getting my ass licked. Make sure you have a thorough was first, that's just good manners.
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I wanna do that to my guy sooo bad but I'm scared to ask him - I don't want him to think that I think he's a closet fag or something..
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